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Deep in the heart of darkness*, cloaked by layered canopies
of trees from above, shielded by acres of tangled undergrowth, sleeplessly
guarded by billions of disease carrying insects, a race of titanic reptilian
creatures have dwelt and thrived for millennia unbeknownst to all but the most
indigenous of tribes. Recent changes in temperature and humidity have driven
these gargantuan beasts from their ancient home, triggering a frenzy in the
fields of paleontology, herpetology, and wildlife photography as experts leap
at the opportunity to observe and study what we formerly believed to be extinct
creatures.
At the forefront of the venture is the newly formed
International Dinosaur Investigation and Observation Team (name subject to
change) led by the bold, square jawed, stubbly chinned Conrad Charles. Together
they seek to photograph, classify and catalog living dinosaurs, the most
exciting and significant biological event since the discovery of dead
dinosaurs.
It isn’t long, however, until Charles and Company discover
that they, well, they have company, and not the welcome kind, either. Hoping to
line their pockets with sales to traditional Chinese medical practitioners and
multibillion dollar playboys, poachers are in a dead heat with the Team to find
the dinos! Then again, maybe these giant lizards don’t need I.D.I.O.T. to keep
them safe…
*In the bicuspid valve to be exact, between the left atria and left
ventricle
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